As promised, here I am with my post on the one… the only.. Oregon Shakespeare Festival!!! Now, all of you, go back and read that sentence with the “20th Century Fox” fanfare in the background. Done? Good. Thanks.
Now, let’s talk. I know I linked this in my last post, but read it, if you haven’t. If you have, read it again. It’s important. Anyways, for those of you who don’t know, “Oregon Shakespeare Festival” (OSF) is a festival of approximately 10-12 plays that run from February to November every year in Ashland. Over the past 5 seasons, I’ve had the privilege of seeing such plays as Hamlet, Pride and Prejudice, As You Like It, The Heart of Robin Hood, and many more. This year, I got to see The Cocoanuts, The Tempest, Into the Woods, and A Wrinkle in Time.
So dang excite.
I loved ALL of them, as I always do, and I’m really not going to go into it now, but seriously, I had SUCH a great time on this trip. I was able to take it with the lovely Emory as a carpool/elbowing buddy, and in addition to enjoying these plays with me, she also took the time to pleasure me in partying around Ashland, shopping, sitting, and even singing and dancing down the streets of Ashland, Oregon. (“Nothing suits me like a suit….”) She even obliged me in reading Chapter 1 of A Wrinkle in Time out loud in preparation for seeing the show, AND doing all the voices (I readily forgive Charles Wallace’s brief time as a 50-year-old man because Emory couldn’t quite voice a 5-year-old boy). PLUS, she listened to and gave her much-valued opinion on a monologue I needed to practice for an upcoming audition.
Fun fact: Monologues and reading are much more enjoyable in a place like Lithia Park in Ashland.
We got to see all of those plays, we got to do all of that singing, and we got to have my favorite time in Ashland so far. Sadly, however, it had to end sometime.
PLOT TWIST!!! About a week after our return, my sister called my mother up with news of $10 rush tickets to OSF plays, and since she hadn’t gotten to go with us the first time around, she suggested we go back to see A Wrinkle in Time. AND IT WAS MEANT TO BE. So we returned to Ashland, and we were the first in line for those last few tickets. We got tickets that would normally have been over $100 dollars for $10. This means I got to watch closing night for my favorite play this year with my favorite sister, after already watching it with one of my very favorite people. This also means that I got to see my favorite OSF actor, Joe Wegner, play Calvin O’Keefe all over again. AND THEN, we went to a Q+A afterwards, where we got to talk to Alejandra Escalante (Meg Murray), Sarah Bruner (Charles Wallace Murray), and Joe Wegner. I had one of my less proud moments in my life during this Q+A… so, it is the story time equinox. And I think we all know what that is. It’s a made-up event, just to give me a valid excuse to tell a story!
I usually don’t ask questions during these things, but I made the decision to step out and ask if these three actors were returning to next season. Sadly, Alejandra is not, but Sarah and Joe will be coming back! In fact, and here’s where my moment comes in, Joe announced that he is going to be in Guys and Dolls. Let me just take a moment to say that literally the one and only reason I asked that question was to find out if Joe is going to be in Guys and Dolls, so, the moment he said that, I… how do I put this… sqeaked. Loudly. If you have any doubt as to the volume of this squeak, a friend of mine, who was sitting in the back, told me afterwards that she “loved my sqeak.” That’s how it went down.
Oh, and lookie here!
Walked away singing…
Let me just end this post by saying this: Please, for the love of all that is good and pure GO TO OSF NEXT YEAR. The new season is released and stinking GUYS AND DOLLS, COUNT OF MONTE CRISTO, MUCH ADO ABOUT NOTHING. SO MUCH GOODNESS.
Lastly, a great big, ginormous, THANK YOU SOOO MUCH to Emory, her mother, and my mother and sister for making the trip the most wonderful Ashland experience so far.
Who wants to join us next year?